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Wednesday, December 27, 2006

They Don't Know Much About Turkey (Barstool)

Hartford Courant - Imagine two unsavory young men, seated next to each other in a crummy tavern. A disagreement breaks out and, in the midst of a struggle, one of the guys hits the other guy over the head with a barstool, killing him
Chicago Tribune - The cafe was one of Clapton's hangouts and he asked the staff whether he could hang his guitar -- a burgundy Fender Lead II -- to mark his favorite barstool. A week later, Pete Townshend of The Who sent a package to the cafe with a note, "Mine's as
Scotsman - However, I cannot see the short shuffle from barstool to extra-mural smoking area as anything other than a minor inconvenience. Some of the more civilised establishment have provided nice sheltered areas where smokers can enjoy their cigarettes
Bismarck Tribune - You know the minute you get up from the barstool if you have had too much. Are you that bad at judging intoxication? Maybe your drunk buddies could help you out and let you know the next time you've had too many, DUHHHHHH!!!!!" AJ wrote on August 28
New York Times - In perhaps the ultimate sign that the program has arrived, Louisville has also been bludgeoned by football pundits (of the news media and the barstool kind) for not being worthy of a berth in the national title game even if it finishes the season
Palm Beach Interactive - He is a barstool poet, spitting out his tales of being drugged out or on a drunken binge or being in or out of love with lyrics few would even attempt. The lyrics are so strong that many lose sight of the music -- in this month's Blender, they were
Salon - At a debate-night party at Butte's Silver Dollar Saloon, Tester blended into the crowd so completely that he came off looking more like a barstool regular than a major-party nominee for the U.S. Senate. Burns is different. He kept his jacket buttoned
Local 6 - I'm Not Scared Of Three Little Words Everyone Cheats, But Do They Tell? Pain Don't Live Here Any More Can You Meet A Good Man On A Barstool? Do I Have To Show Skin On Halloween? Wanted -- Male Friend For Platonic Fun Dating More Than One Only So Much Fun No
Slate - A better assignment would have been to require that he review the movie without ever leaving his barstool at Siberia. 8:31 A.M. How stupid was it for Gallup to include ex-L.A.-mayor Richard Riordan, who by August 7 obviously wasn't likely to run